Gay, Gay-er, Gay-est

I started chatting at MiRC a long time ago and met a lot of great friends there. (Aimee, BabyJudge, Gadjo, Diesel, Mikaela, etc...) It was fun and we would usually hang out every Saturday at Starbucks Robinsons Malate and head for the notorious streets of Malate, Nakpil cor Maria Orosa to get crazy drunk and dance the night away. We even had a name, The Saturday Night Group. (Ok, you can stop laughing now.) Such were the days of being young and foolish.

But my chatting days were long over until I discovered this nifty MiRC version in Firefox, an add-on called ChatZilla. So now, every time I get bored at the office, I do a little chatting. Tee-hee!

So, I was chatting at ChatZilla a few days ago and I went inside the #bi-manila chat room. And what was supposed to be an innocent passing of time turned out to be an obsession of sorts on the colorful world of pretentious dinggerts!

Number 1: GAY

tripQCNoW> qc anyone?? got place here for some hot stuff... no efems or chubs... asti tripers r welcum for same, hav me priv8 tsong...


Yes, you read it right it was TSONG! And as if the term wasn't bad enough being on a gay chat room using BRO, TSONG, PARE, TOL, DUDE, he adds insult to injury by typing in a SMS/TEXT format. I mean, WTF! I assume because he can chat in the first place that 1. he's using a computer, no matter how Jurassic it may be and 2. that he isn't using his mobile phone. So why the HELL is he typing in abbreviated SMS/TEXT form? I just don't get it! I mean, I literally had a difficult time trying to decipher what this person's ad meant? Can you?

...asti tripers r welcum for same, hav me priv8 tsong...

WTF! I mean HUUUWWHHHAAATTT THE F*CK?! (HAHAHAHAH! Sorry a momentary lapse right there, can't help it. It's so damn funny)

I don't know if I should be extremely pissed or pity the person.

I mean, guys, mga KU-MARE, we all know why you're chatting on that room. It's called bi-manila for goodness sake. And for the benefit of non-chatters out there stands for bisexual manila, which in my opinion should be changed to "gay-manila" because I doubt if there still exists bisexuals in this day and age.

NEWSFLASH: If you s*ck C*CK or have been eaten alive at some point in your life, YOU'RE GAY! And even if you've screwed a million girls but enjoyed the one-time-big-time deal with another guy then YOU ARE QUEER! So stop pretending you're not! Note, I said IF you enjoyed it.

Now, if you were raped or some parlorista got you good then I guess I can let you off the hook. But as a general rule, if 'it' stands for another guy then you should re-evaluate your sexual preference, even if, you're being paid just to lay there.

Number 2: GAY-ER

str8_trpr> 23 mnila...DISCREET GOODLOOKING 4 same...CAM2CAM(face2face) sa YM now....BTW I DONT SHOW myself 1st sa WEBCAM but SURE TRADER if u r really discreet goodlooking..CAM2CAM(face2face) sa YM now

Simple. Look at his nick: "str8_trpr" (Straight tripper)

If you're tripping then by all means do as you like but to add that you're straight but chatting at Bi-Manila. HAHAHAHA!!! (--and one more) Who the HELL are you kidding? THINK mare, THINK!

Number 3: GAY-EST

hot_stuff> FREE EMBASSY GUESTLIST AND WILL S*CK YOUR C*CK FOR FREE -- 0920907****

WTF! Now THAT'S an ad! Never seen this one so I thought it was very much worth mentioning. 'Nuf said. (P.S. No, I didn't save the number.)

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I remember when chatting using MiRC was a convenient way to meet more friends and even to a certain extent find a possible lover. What in G*D's name happened? 4, 5, 6 years ago? When did it become a cesspool for sex eyeballs and bastardization of one’s true self?

I guess with the advancement of technology the more people neglect true knowledge. Ironic, isn't it? How some gay guys stooped so low to reach that note?

Effing sad.

PEACE!

Now, people... CARRY ON, CARRY ON -- BACK to work!